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I feel so dirty

By anonimouse (Tue May 06, 2008 at 02:00:28 PM EST) (all tags)

..but not for what you think

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Strategic Error

By anonimouse (Sat Apr 26, 2008 at 01:19:04 PM EST) (all tags)

Attacked the wrong planet in OGame, and he's pissed.

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Attn: Mornington Crescent Infidels

By anonimouse (Fri Apr 25, 2008 at 06:26:33 PM EST) (all tags)

The tube stations will be closed for the day as a mark of respect.

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Good News

By anonimouse (Wed Apr 23, 2008 at 05:02:11 PM EST) (all tags)

...and Bad News

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James Bond 1952-2008

By anonimouse (Mon Apr 21, 2008 at 03:47:34 AM EST) (all tags)

Truly an icon. Britain will not be safe without him.

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I made a mistake

By anonimouse (Mon Apr 14, 2008 at 11:35:28 AM EST) (all tags)

After a break, I renewed my World of Warcraft subscription.

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Root Cause: Fuckwits

By anonimouse (Tue Apr 08, 2008 at 08:21:29 AM EST) (all tags)

When you put carp in a pool, where a bear happens to swim, you can hardly be surprised when...

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Red Alert at $ISP Support

By anonimouse (Sun Apr 06, 2008 at 12:27:13 PM EST) (all tags)

...its an action packed day.

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Running in the family

By anonimouse (Fri Apr 04, 2008 at 07:11:18 AM EST) (all tags)

While "spending time" together, my brother and his wife are now spending several hours dressed in rubber outfits....

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Police find second hand on beach

By anonimouse (Wed Apr 02, 2008 at 06:37:04 AM EST) (all tags)

They're looking for the hour and minute hands....

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-	Leg of hammisink with a side of mallow'd tarts and sweet victory.	9%
-	Humble Pie filled with the cream of a thousand young men, eager to please.	11%
-	I found this saying on the bottom of my glass but when I went to finish it, the words swirled into my stomach and now I'm feeling sick. I think I'm going to vomit verbs.	23%
-	Mr. Pchunk was neither old nor young, but the one thing he did have going for him was his random apple sample, which he sold on the corner for money dollars.	7%
-	Confusion is the worst state to be in outside of Texas.	26%
-	If I found a lost lamb I would pet it, direct it, then slaughter it and dance in the entrails. Well.. either that or I dress it up like Rainbow Brite and take it to ALL the conventions.	21%

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