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James Bond 1952-2008

By anonimouse (Mon Apr 21, 2008 at 03:47:34 AM EST) (all tags)

Truly an icon. Britain will not be safe without him.

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I made a mistake

By anonimouse (Mon Apr 14, 2008 at 11:35:28 AM EST) (all tags)

After a break, I renewed my World of Warcraft subscription.

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Root Cause: Fuckwits

By anonimouse (Tue Apr 08, 2008 at 08:21:29 AM EST) (all tags)

When you put carp in a pool, where a bear happens to swim, you can hardly be surprised when...

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Red Alert at $ISP Support

By anonimouse (Sun Apr 06, 2008 at 12:27:13 PM EST) (all tags)

...its an action packed day.

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Running in the family

By anonimouse (Fri Apr 04, 2008 at 07:11:18 AM EST) (all tags)

While "spending time" together, my brother and his wife are now spending several hours dressed in rubber outfits....

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Police find second hand on beach

By anonimouse (Wed Apr 02, 2008 at 06:37:04 AM EST) (all tags)

They're looking for the hour and minute hands....

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Mutter, Mumble (continued)

By anonimouse (Thu Mar 27, 2008 at 11:10:52 AM EST) (all tags)

I finally worked out how to get the right values from the MIB, so finally got my script working....

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Mutter, Mumble

By anonimouse (Wed Mar 26, 2008 at 12:38:10 PM EST) (all tags)

F**king CISCO SNMP, MIBs, OIDs.....

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A Game of Two Halves

By anonimouse (Sun Mar 23, 2008 at 03:31:22 AM EST) (all tags)

Final Score
Anonimouse:2
Technology:1

One of my kittens bought me an Easter bunny...

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Score at half time:

By anonimouse (Sat Mar 22, 2008 at 01:31:36 PM EST) (all tags)

Technology:1
Anonimouse:0

Fought on a pitch that seems much more slippery than expected..

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-	When they let me out of the cage I can sometimes smell pine needles on the air. I associate that smell to my eternity in captivity now. Christmas makes me cry.	25%
-	Make sure to pour the justice liberally onto the blubbery skin of the walrus. Only then will our Tusky court be truly in session.	7%
-	MEBBE WE CULD HAF SEX IN HOT TUB AND THEN GO AN POKE HOMELESS WIF STICKS?!	18%
-	You see, Dr. Hamstring, if you split the circle again you'll get what I like to call the Frenulum Constant. Its effects are not unlike huffing a huge can of paint.	14%
-	Seersuckers are neither Seers nor Suckers, discuss.	11%
-	Let's not split hairs, can we just have the jumbo sized back if we give you all of our plasma putty? We promise it's fresh.	7%
-	Sometimes the puppet touches me........	14%

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