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Husi Contestant number 3: if I were to pick you where would we go on our date?
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| When they let me out of the cage I can sometimes smell pine needles on the air. I associate that smell to my eternity in captivity now. Christmas makes me cry. |
9 votes - 19 %
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| Make sure to pour the justice liberally onto the blubbery skin of the walrus. Only then will our Tusky court be truly in session. |
6 votes - 12 %
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| MEBBE WE CULD HAF SEX IN HOT TUB AND THEN GO AN POKE HOMELESS WIF STICKS?! |
6 votes - 12 %
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| You see, Dr. Hamstring, if you split the circle again you'll get what I like to call the Frenulum Constant. Its effects are not unlike huffing a huge can of paint. |
5 votes - 10 %
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| Seersuckers are neither Seers nor Suckers, discuss. |
5 votes - 10 %
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| Let's not split hairs, can we just have the jumbo sized back if we give you all of our plasma putty? We promise it's fresh. |
6 votes - 12 %
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| Sometimes the puppet touches me........ |
10 votes - 21 %
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| 47 Total Votes |
