Well, something wasn't right. When they got there, his head was buried in his hands, his responses were from a distance as it were, there was soup spilled on the floor, he looked visibly shaken. So, they were like, uhhhh, we'll go call somebody else about this. And also called somebody to go check on him, see what was up, etc.

The entire right side of my lower torso feels a bit out of sorts.

I made a brilliant decision: THE TICK. Both disks of season one are arriving via Netflix tomorrow. I will be irresponsible and watch them until I'm done watching them and then maybe watch them again, even if it means pulling an all-nighter. Then I will send them back and get season two. I CAN'T BELIEVE I DIDN'T THINK OF THIS SOONER. Justice!

Yesterday I had lunch and there was a bowl of gumdrops next to the bowl of pork and beans. And, yea, verily, I could not resist the temptation to eat my candy with the pork and beans. It was pretty intense. There were hot dogs in it.

I want to go home.