However, from what Mrs Mouse has told me over the phone, Mr Minimouse is achieving above average grades in everything, and his World of Warcraft reading seems to be putting him a year ahead. Damn, I think I may have to buy him the laptop I promised him as a result.....

Miss Minimouse also appears to be doing average to above average, although this week we've had to exercise our option of not giving out her "good behaviour" pocket money bonus after a few stroppy incidents.